Time capsule, complete with stamp

A couple of weeks ago I got a padded envelope in the mail from Canada. The return address was my friend Margo’s in Ontario. I’ve known Margo for 40 years but haven’t seen her in at least 30—not that it matters. She’s one of those friends you connect with on a deep level, and the bond lasts a lifetime.

Margo is a writer and I assumed the envelope contained a chapbook or maybe a magazine with one of her articles in it. Imagine my surprise when I opened it to find a stack of my old letters to her inside. There were nine in all, the earliest dating all the way back to the 1970s.

Margo was doing a major downsizing, she explained in a note, clearing out drawers, cupboards and closets. Hence the letters, accompanied by a Xeroxed article about how today’s digital correspondence—all those e-mails and texts—is so evanescent and vulnerable to loss that it might well become a serious problem for future historians. Indeed, when Margo and I write to each other nowadays, it’s by e-mail. I’m not sure how I would go about retrieving our trove of messages from the Gmail server, should I want to see them again.

Rereading the letters written by my younger self was an interesting and at times unsettling experience. The first, chronologically, described the run-up to the first Christmas after the death of my father. I sounded pretty depressed. The second told of the implosion of my first marriage a couple of years later, and of the professional and personal challenges I encountered upon moving to New York.

What interested me wasn’t so much the content, but the alternate reality the letters revealed, especially those relating to my first husband. My actions and attitudes as disclosed in the letters didn’t fully square with the story I’ve told myself about the marriage’s end.

I’ve been reading the late journalist David Carr’s searing memoir, “The Night of the Gun,” about his years as a drug addict and how he crawled out of that life. The book is all about memory and the tricks it plays. Carr tackled his own story like a reporter, interviewing eyewitnesses (friends, colleagues, lovers) and obtaining documents (arrest records, paperwork from stints in rehab). He found that his memory didn’t jibe with the facts.

“We often edit or entirely rewrite our previous experiences—unknowingly or unconsciously—in light of what we now know or believe,” says David L. Schacter in his book “The Seven Sins of Memory.” In other words, as Carr puts it, we remember only the stories we can live with.

It’s a great corrective to revisit these forgotten experiences and try to tease out what’s true, minus the sugar coating. You get a fuller, clearer picture of your life. I’ve returned the favor by sending Margo’s letters back to her—the handful I could find. I might learn a lot about myself and my friends by rereading all the old letters I’ve kept…and then returning to sender.

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Is it time to plant vegetables yet?

The snow has barely melted and there could be some cold nights ahead. You just never know in April. Nevertheless, it’s time to start thinking about peas and lettuce, the earliest residents of the vegetable garden, and pansies too, for color.

I use the term “vegetable garden” loosely, because strictly speaking, I don’t have one. My yard doesn’t lend itself to the fenced plots, container gardens and mini-greenhouses that friends set up in theirs.

My sunny front yard is filled with flowers and shrubs, but you can’t grow tomatoes there. It’s just not done. Front yards are all about lawn and order. Vegetables belong in back. In fact, I’ve seen the occasional news story about folks getting fined in different parts of the country for turning their front yards into vegetable patches. Cukes, squash and beans apparently don’t meet the aesthetic standards of gated communities and snobby municipalities.

But our backyard isn’t right for vegetables. For starters, nearly half the space is given over to the turkey mound, aka onsite septic system. I’ve always hated this grassy knoll. To be sure, it does an important job. But it hogs some prime real estate in the process.

We park out back too, and then there’s a wee patio. All that’s left for planting is a small plot outside the back door that proved too shady for herbs, its original inhabitants, and a strip of garden along the side of the house that’s narrow but gets some decent sun.

Although my husband and I seem to do well with flowers, we can’t say the same for vegetables. Last year we tried tomatoes in patio pots stationed by the driveway, where it’s sunny. They were a flop and the yield was pathetic. Weirdly, the volunteer plants in the back door garden produced far more tomatoes and kept it up into October. These hardy individuals sprang up out of seeds dropped the year before, a miracle of audacity.

There’s another volunteer in this same garden, a kale-type leafy-green plant. A couple of years ago I bought a mixed pack of lettuces for fresh salads. Lettuces do well when it’s cooler, which is why this shaded garden is a good spot for them.

Most of the tender lettuces died off in August, when the yard turns into the Gobi Desert. But this one particular type hung on. When the weather cooled, it began to grow again. The leaves weren’t as tender as they had been in spring. Dark green, with deeply serrated edges, they had a peppery aftertaste—a little too harsh for salad, but a great addition to soups, curries and stews.

The snow came and buried them for several months and I thought they were goners. But amazingly, they came back the following season and in fact, had spread. We had more plants than we originally put in. I’ll be interested to see what happens this year—whether those dead-looking stumps I see out the back door will spring into new green life as the weather warms.

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Iceland: Earth, wind and fire

We’re back from our Iceland adventure, and the trip—at six days—just wasn’t long enough. There’s so much more I’d like to do and see there that I want to go back. Soon.

Why visit Iceland, in the winter no less? Why not choose someplace tamer—London, Paris or Amsterdam, perhaps, or maybe some palm tree island in the Caribbean with white-sand beaches? Iceland is so much more challenging than any of them, with weather that changes from brisk sunshine to hail to wind-driven rain that pelts you horizontally, back to sunny skies again—all in the course of 10 minutes. It wasn’t a relaxing vacation, but it was a refreshing one.

Ostensibly, the colorful spectacle of the northern lights was our main reason for going. But as it turned out, we didn’t get to see the aurora in its full splendor—only a hint of changes in the night sky with a vague green tint behind them. The sky was a tease, like a Victorian lady showing a flash of ankle. And you know what? I didn’t mind.

Because it turned out that Iceland had something else to offer, and that was the raw, primordial experience of being in a land that’s still a work in progress. Iceland sits atop a vent in the Earth’s crust, so it’s very active geologically. The Earth is churning and burning here, freezing and flooding, bubbling and boiling, as if still not sure what it wants to be when it grows up. Since the very land beneath your feet is so alive, you find that you are, too.

We saw volcanoes flanked by endless lava fields; snow-capped mountains; and lakes, streams and pools of a particular unearthly blue that comes about when sunshine meets the natural silica in the water. We saw the majestic waterfall called Gullfoss, a crashing double cataract still partially encased in winter ice.

There were geysers and bubbling mud pots; strange, looming cliffs of volcanic basalt; puffs in the distance where hot springs casually threw off steam as herds of sturdy Icelandic horses grazed unconcernedly nearby.

The continents meet and greet in Iceland. You can walk from North America to Europe literally in one step. Rifts and gorges, some surmounted by bridges, signal the action of the Earth’s unseen infrastructure as the great tectonic plates relentlessly pull apart, centimeter by centimeter, year by year. The land is in a constant state of flux. Icelanders told us there’s so much turmoil below the surface that seismic instruments measure as many as 100 tiny earthquakes per day, none of them perceivable aboveground. No wonder Jules Verne set “Journey to the Center of the Earth” in Iceland.

On the flight home, Icelandair was selling traditional Icelandic chocolate Easter eggs, which are filled, piñata-like, with little goodies. For a lucky traveler or two, the airline had tucked in plane tickets. Naturally, I bought one. We are waiting for Easter to open it. If we are Lotto lucky, that second trip will be within reach sooner rather than later.

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What’s on your anti-bucket list?

I don’t have a formal bucket list, but I’m about to visit a place that would be on it if I did: Iceland, where we hope to view (weather permitting) the weird and mysterious phenomenon of the Northern Lights, one of the wonders of the natural world. Score one for us.

The term bucket list is terribly overused. But behind the cliché, the concept is instructive. Not only does the idea get you thinking about life goals or cherished daydreams, it also forces you to confront the fact that one day, it will be too late. We are living on borrowed time. Why wait?

I’d like to see Rome again before I die, and visit the village my grandfather came from. An old high school friend lives in Italy, so traveling there is a real possibility. And then there’s Poland, the country of my father’s parents. Maybe Warsaw and Krakow should go on the bucket list too.

If it’s fun to fantasize about things to do, it’s just as interesting to list the opposite—stuff you don’t want to do before you die. Call it the anti-bucket list.

Where to start? There are so many things I hope never to experience, like major surgery, widowhood or being the victim of a natural disaster. But a lot of what happens in life is accidental, unforeseeable and completely beyond our control. Better to fill my anti-bucket list with stuff I do have a choice about.

In travel, there are many places I have absolutely no desire to visit, such as Iraq, Antarctica and Manitoba. Meanwhile, I stand firm by my lifelong avoidance of bungee jumping and sky diving. Friends have done the latter and loved it, but I’m afraid of heights and don’t trust small planes in the best of times, never mind jumping out of one.

I never want to do a triathlon, but I wouldn’t put a marathon on the anti-bucket list. True, at my age I’m unlikely to become a distance runner—not with these knees. Yet, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s to never say never.

I have no urge to climb Mount Everest or, closer to home, hike the length of the Appalachian Trail. If I wanted a thru-hike, I’d pick the Camino in northern Spain, a 490-mile pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela. Maybe I’ll get there one day.

I don’t want to study calculus or make pie crust from scratch. I might learn a new language—but not if it means learning a new alphabet. I won’t read “Finnegan’s Wake”; couldn’t get through “Ulysses.” And I hope never to play a Vegas slot machine again.

Finally, I never again want to work late on Thursdays, as I did at my last staff job. It was a weekly newspaper, and Thursday meant deadlines. We’d work till 8 or 9 p.m., sometimes later, to get it all done. One thing about being older that beats being younger: you can just say no to a schedule like that.

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Feline matchmaker

The humane society is a dangerous place for me, because I always want a cat. We live with four cats, all rescues, and there’s no way I’m getting another. But there are so many beautiful felines at the shelter that it’s a serious temptation.

Accompanying friends who are adopting is one way to satisfy my cat jones without adding to my personal clowder. We tagged along with Lisa when she got her cat Saschi and recently went back to help another friend, Mary, pick a kitty.

Mary is a smart and interesting woman in her early 80s who lives in senior housing nearby. She wanted a cuddly companion and knew of an initiative at the shelter designed to place older animals that otherwise don’t stand much chance of getting adopted. Under the Gray Muzzle program, the shelter will supply veterinary care for the pet’s lifetime. Since vet bills can be a budget buster, this program is a godsend for anyone on a fixed income.

I called the shelter and learned they had three older cats who qualified: a ginger tabby named Rusty and a tiger called Endo, both males; and a longhaired cat named Rita.

Like so many cats who wind up in shelters, Rita had a harrowing backstory. According to her Petfinder profile, someone had put her in a box, taped it shut and dumped her by the side of the road, where a Good Samaritan found her. Despite this frightful experience, Rita was a love. She purred, nuzzled, put her paws around your neck and would even kiss you, the shelter staff told me. She had become everyone’s favorite.

I had a hunch this was the right cat for Mary, but she had her heart set on an orange tabby. That pointed to Rusty as the likely candidate. However, it turned out he and Endo had come in together with four other cats, all owner-surrendered. They were lifelong companions, a bonded pair. It seemed cruel to separate them, but Mary’s apartment complex allowed only one pet per resident.

Mary, my husband and I drove to the shelter to meet the feline trio. It didn’t take long for her to decide that despite his gleaming red coat and handsome face, Rusty wasn’t the one. Nor were several younger orange cats who were not part of the Gray Muzzle program, including a gorgeous but grumpy Persian. Her choice: Rita.

This cat is small and dainty—the perfect size for the apartment. And she’s pretty as can be, somewhere between a clouded tabby and a dilute tortoiseshell, with luxuriously tufted ears and a show cat’s extravagant tail. Upon release from the carrier, she skedaddled under Mary’s bed but came right out to get treats. Then she explored, ate, explored some more and settled down. You couldn’t imagine a smoother homecoming.

I love a happy ending. And I’m trying not to think about the cats I would have brought home if I had been in the market for one. Which, of course, I’m not. But wouldn’t it be fun to have a Persian?

 

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If I’m cleaning, it must be spring

Maybe it’s the weather. Or maybe it’s cabin fever, which is another way of saying maybe it’s the weather. Whatever the reason, I recently found myself with excess energy and nothing much to do. My solution was to take down curtains all over the house and plop them in a cold cycle. The day before, I had cleaned the kitchen—not just the usual counter wipe and touch-up of the stove. I’m talking tops of the cabinets, where dust and grease had settled on my collection of yellowware mixing bowls like the volcanic ash of Pompeii.

Call it spring cleaning—slightly early or decades late, depending on how you look at it. Because if truth be told, I’ve never done the traditional tip-to-toe seasonal scrub that my mother and the other energetic housewives of the Greatest Generation were accustomed to undertaking annually.

That’s not to say I never clean my house. It’s just that I’m more haphazard about it—OK, lazier—than Mom ever was. Not once, for example, have I waxed a floor the way my mother did. She would periodically haul the kitchen table and chairs into the living room and stack them on top of each other in such a way as to make cages and caves underneath. Therein, my brother and I played a jail game we called “Brat Ellsworth” while Mom labored over the linoleum in the next room.

My husband and I were fortunate 18 years ago to find a big, old house we could afford in the center of town. We loved it, but I soon discovered that keeping the place clean was orders-of-magnitude more difficult than cleaning the cabin in the woods where I had lived before or my apartment in Brooklyn before that.

We hired a cleaning lady to come in every other week. She was thin, a smoker, Eastern European and probably as old as my mother. Boy, did she do a job. Lydia preferred white vinegar for most tasks over modern (aka toxic) cleaning products. The house sparkled when she left and smelled great too. It wasn’t hard to keep it clean between visits.

After some years, Lydia retired. Then I lost my fulltime staff job and began working freelance, and we could no longer justify hiring help. We are two able-bodied adults with ample free time. We should be able to clean our own house.

And we do—but erratically.

My husband will vacuum or wash floors if I ask him to, and once in a while he gets ambitious and tackles a big project, like the laundry room. But mostly he doesn’t mind—or indeed, even see—if the house is less than pristine. I’m the one who’s bothered, so the onus is on me to do something about it.

My basic strategy is to keep it neat. If everything is tidy, you won’t notice the dust. At least, that’s my working hypothesis—until the next snowstorm sends me on another spring-cleaning jag.

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Two faces of dementia

I’ve been trying to catch up with the Academy Award-winning movies, but it hasn’t been easy this year. Not many of them played at the local multiplex, where “Hot Tub Time Machine 2” and “Fifty Shades of Grey” edged out “Wild” or “The Theory of Everything.” To see the latter, you had to either go to the mall in Middletown—and I hate the mall in Middletown—or wait for Netflix.

My friend Lisa and I did brave the mall to see “The Imitation Game” a couple of weeks ago—all hail Benedict Cumberbatch. And last weekend, we went back for “Still Alice.”

Julianne Moore certainly deserved her Oscar for best actress as a brilliant linguistics professor afflicted by early-onset Alzheimer’s disease. In an interview on “The Daily Show,” Moore told Jon Stewart that to research the role she met with many Alzheimer’s victims, who proved eager to share their experiences. She modeled Alice on what they told her.

Many of us have witnessed the progression of this horrible disease from the outside in. I watched my father-in-law struggle with it, for example, saw him lose his abilities little by little over time, like a death by a thousand cuts. “Still Alice” turns the equation around and shows you what it’s like from the inside out—how it feels to lose not just your memory, but your very sense of self.

Weirdly, we may be witnessing something along these lines in our home right now. It’s hard to explain just how, but we are pretty sure our oldest and most beautiful cat, Taz, who is 17, is becoming a little bit senile. He still knows where he is and recognizes the people and other cats with whom he shares a home. He still knows how to use the litter box, thankfully.

But he’s confused. He forgets to eat and after I coax him to do so, he forgets that he’s just eaten and goes looking for something else to nosh. He’s alternately fearful and aggressive with the other cats. And, most disturbing, he’s taken to yowling at strange times. For a while, he was waking us up at 2 or 3 every morning with what sounded like an existential cry—Allen Ginsberg’s “Howl.”

It seems to us that at these times, he suddenly doesn’t know where he is, much like Julianne Moore’s Alice, who in one heartbreaking scene goes running on the Columbia campus. This is the school where she teaches and she knows the neighborhood well. Nevertheless, at a certain point she stops dead in her tracks and looks around, befuddled. She’s lost; she doesn’t recognize the quad.

Feline senile dementia is an actual veterinary diagnosis. Who knew? I’ve never seen it in any cat before this one. The increased vocalization, confusion and behavioral changes are all symptoms.

We’ve had Taz since kittenhood and love him dearly. He’ll have a safe, stable home for the rest of his days. Whatever his cognitive deficits, as with Alice in the movie, he’s Still Taz to us.

 

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Soup’s on!

There’s the Zen-like pleasure of peeling and chopping the vegetables, followed by the satisfying sound—like cats hissing—when you drop them in the oil to sautee. You might add beans, greens, tomatoes; barley or rice; water or stock. And then—here’s the best part—you walk away, leaving supper to quietly cook itself.

Such are the pleasures of making soup, soon followed by the delights of eating it. A good, hearty soup is the ultimate comfort food on a frigid, snowy evening and I, for one, have been making at least a pot of it every week this winter.

Mine was not a soup family. My mother hated soup and never once made it, unless you count opening a can of Campbell’s. (Tomato was my favorite, while my brother preferred chicken noodle.)

Mom’s antipathy arose from a more specific distaste for her mother’s chicken soup, which Grandma made with a whole chicken, bones and all. My cousin Karen remembers it as the best soup ever, but like my mother, I found Grandma’s chicken soup alarming. Dotted on the surface with chicken fat, it held an ocean of unknown entities within. I remember as a small child—maybe 5 or 6—fishing a bone out of my bowl and innocently asking if I were expected to eat it along with the rest of the contents.

Like Grandma, I do boil up the carcass for stock when making chicken soup. But then I debone it. No vertebrae make it to the bowl.

Otherwise my version is mainly vegetables, with the deboned chicken thrown in almost as an afterthought. Indeed, most of my soups are heavy on vegetables, if not overtly vegetarian. Soup is a way to sneak more veggies into our meals. Parsnips, cauliflower and turnips—foods my husband thinks he doesn’t like—go incognito here.

A number of recipes work well for me. My friend Patricia shared one for a Moroccan red-lentil soup that attains a wonderful, creamy consistency without being put through the blender. Meanwhile, the pasta e fagioli recipe from my old Romagnolis’ cookbook is such a staple—especially during Lent—that I know it by heart and no longer need to open the book.

But mostly I wing it, taking my inspiration from whatever I find in the fridge. My husband told me the other day that he loves my soup and has never had a bad one. That’s probably not so—I’m sure I’ve missed the mark here and there. But it’s nice to know I’m cooking for an appreciative audience, especially when you consider the potential consequences of bad soup.

Just look at Lizzie Borden. She killed her father and stepmother with an ax on a long-ago day in Fall River, Mass., after eating mutton soup for breakfast. I felt a good deal more compassion for Lizzie after I learned that particular detail of her case. A smart lawyer surely could have turned mutton soup, served on a broiling-hot August morning, into the 19th-century equivalent of a Twinkie defense.

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Spending eternity on Facebook

You’ve got your will and living will in order. You’ve named a health care proxy and a power of attorney—just in case. But there’s one more executor to nominate: the person who will manage your Facebook account after you’re gone.

Facebook announced last week that you can now designate a “legacy contact” to take over your timeline after your demise, writing posts, changing profile pictures, responding to friend requests and so on. This person won’t actually log in as you or have access to your private messages. But he or she will be able to otherwise keep your site humming.

Has the graying of Facebook brought the issue of the digital afterlife to the fore? From statistics compiled at Lifehacker, it seems that 30 million Facebook users died during the first eight years of the social media site’s existence. That’s a lot of people, and if my experience is any indication, most of them are probably still up there.

I count an even dozen deceased Facebook friends, only one of whom has had his account deleted. His wife or kids must have known his password and taken down his page. Or maybe they sent proof of death to Facebook (death certificate, obituary) and asked to have it removed.

The other 11 are still on my active friends list, just as they were when they lived, breathed and walked among us. From a quick look at their pages, it appears that none of them have been formally “memorialized”—Facebook speak for a kind of limbo state where the site still exists but is semi-retired. You won’t, for example, get birthday reminders or notices of “likes” once a page has been memorialized (and is so marked by the word “Remembering” in front of the person’s name).

Since my friends are not in the memorialized state, I do get birthday reminders for them and sometimes glimpse their names among those liking particular sites—the Boston Red Sox, Kitten Associates, local restaurants. At times it’s unnerving—but it’s kind of nice, too. Why not take note of their birthdays or remember that they liked eating at Bar Louis?

All 11 pages are chock full of the outpourings that people have posted since these friends died. Indeed, Facebook seems to be functioning as a collective repository for loving memories—a digital meeting place where people can express their grief.

But once in a while, inevitably, something weird happens. I was looking at my friend Cliff’s page, reading the messages posted there after his death. As I scrolled down to a touching photo of Cliff in a big bear hug with his longtime best friend, my Chrome browser suddenly crashed. Up popped a screen showing the icon of a defunct cartoon computer above the words “He’s dead, Jim.”

Turns out that’s a catchphrase from “Star Trek,” the “Jim” being Captain James T. Kirk. But it freaked me out for one long moment, because Cliff’s best friend—the guy in the picture—is named Jim. The digital universe can be a spooky place indeed.

 

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Amateur bookseller

I used to date a poet who collected first editions. He was always fine-tuning his collection, reselling certain books and acquiring others in an endless back-and-forth with the booksellers. This was long before eBay, so the hunt took place in dusty little shops where the light from the windows clung to the ceiling, never penetrating the maze of shelves below.

Shopping with him made me see books as more than just something to read. They are also collectible objects, interesting in themselves—not just for content, but also for design, typography and other factors. When I found myself informing a friend that the book club edition he was happily reading had no collectible value, I knew I had crossed the line from reader to collector.

I began with a small collection of cat books to which I’ve added over the years—most recently on Saturday, when I snagged “Working Cats,” a 1979 book of photography, at the library book sale. What can I say? I like cats.

When I moved from Brooklyn to Pennsylvania, I began acquiring books on natural history and local lore, along with vintage editions of the works of favorite authors and other books with pretty covers or interesting illustrations. There were so many lovely old volumes available for next to nothing at yard sales and flea markets: Victorian books with gilt lettering on the covers; Arts & Crafts volumes with distinctive typography on thick, creamy paper; first editions of interesting titles; or simply books that I felt must have some kind of collectible value—for someone.

Soon I had too many books. So, like my old pal the poet, I began selling them. I remember my first eBay sales. I didn’t even have an account at the time, but a friend posted listings for me. The star was a 1920s etiquette book signed by Emily Post that I had picked up at a church sale. It got bid up to over $100.

I’ve sporadically sold books on eBay ever since, but it’s not as easy as that first foray had me believe. The bookseller’s world is a rarefied place with its own constraints and language. Just describing a book is an art. Is the volume good, fine or very fine? How to describe smudges, tears and foxing without making the book sound like a wreck? Is there a dust jacket and if so, in what condition? Or did a particular book never have one? What the heck is a pastedown?

I’ve divested some of the books I began my collection with. The vintage volumes on bird life and natural history did surprisingly well on eBay. So did a WPA children’s book I picked up at a thrift store.

I’ve had less luck with the literary first editions I recently bought at auction. (Will I never learn?) A signed copy of Norman Mailer’s “The Prisoner of Sex,” for example, languished on eBay for weeks. I may relist it—or maybe I will try Amazon and see if the home of the Kindle is a better sales venue.

As a last resort, I could always just read it.

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