Author Archives: Kaye Ernst

Blood and Cookies

As a product of 12 years of parochial school, I’m not a particularly religious person.  However, if the bite marks on my butt are anything but positive proof, I have learned that what goes around comes around.  This is why, whenever I get the chance, I try to do a full Karma Flush to cleanse […]

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The Worst Holiday of the year

One of the things that I love about America is that we have a holiday for everything.  We have holidays that celebrate gluttony, drunkenness, greed, and vanity (among others).  I’m okay with all of those, and Woo!  Hoo!  for us.  But the one I hate the most is the one that celebrates uncomfortableness.  Valentine’s Day […]

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