Some quick links

Very quickly, I’m on the run here:

Would anyone even notice if there were new episodes of Two and a Half Men or not since Charlie Sheen is hitting rehab and the rest of the season is in doubt? The repeats do just as well as the originals, and they’re all the same episodes anyway. Charlie likes to have sex, Jon Cryer is a prude who wants him to grow up, and the kid comes around and gets the whole argument just a little more than the adults realize. The end. It’s the modern-day Three’s Company. So if CBS has to go with repeats, I’d like to see if anyone even notices.

In case you were worried, 24 won’t be delayed from Kiefer Sutherland’s mystery illness. But at this point of the somewhat laughable season, maybe the best thing that could have happened was that he faked sick for the rest of the year and they just cancelled the show. This whole “Dana has a weird past” story is quickly becoming my least favorite 24 B-story ever. That includes Kim, the mountain lion and Johnny Drama.

It’s not hard to believe Tony Kornheiser got suspended for nasty remarks on PTI — it is hard to believe this is the first time it’s happened. I was a huge fan of his radio show when it was on ESPN from about 98-04, and the guy has no governor. That’s what makes him a good radio and TV guy, but it was bound to bite him at some point. It’s almost unfathomable that it’s taken so long to happen.

no!!! keep your clothes on!!!

no!!! keep your clothes on!!!

Those who are in the opinion that Showgirls is so bad it’s good are wrong. It’s just bad. Seeing Elizabeth Berkley naked early and often was a dream for most of my teen years, but seeing Showgirls completely ruined that dream. It would be like if Tiffani-Amber Thiessen showed up in Saw 9 as a blood-covered, naked victim. So the fact that there is a sequel coming is just plain wrong, although it’s about time people started making a commitment to gratuitous nudity again. It’s been too long.

Where the heck was this story yesterday when I was looking for a link about Alia Shawkat? Well, it’s here now. And it’s a good time to be Maeby.

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